Your Lofty Brooklyn Lifestyle Awaits

“Castle Braid Co., at 114 Troutman in Bushwick, isn’t just an apartment buildingit’s a vision of a seamless interplay between the individual and the vibrant collective they’ve helped to create.” – Castle Braid

 “Come home to a soothing refuge of modern condominium-caliber finishes. With flowing layouts and tons of closet and storage space, your little piece of the continent will be settled in style.” – Colony 1209

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Live among heroes. Dream beyond doors. Every unit has central air.

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If you’ve ever dreamed of amalgamating the diverse cultural landscape of Brooklyn into 350 square feet, you’ve found home.

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The Erebus is a doorman building without a doorman; a luxury high rise without the crown molding; a lifestyle without instructions.

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We are home to artists that don’t believe in boundaries; the walls are literally movable in this floating studio space located just minutes from an authentic cinderblock factory.

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Curate your neighbors in this loft community of writers, DJs and crochet activists. Facilities include an indoor pool and bike storage unit that caters to uni- through tri-cycles.

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Come home to a world where your parents were richer and more influential. Relish a second adolescence at The Dorms, where your bildungsroman is currently under construction.

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NamaStay is a Brooklyn residential yoga community boasting apartments strategically designed to optimize your spiritual journey. Center yourself within a community of like-minded people under reclaimed wood and exposed plumbing.

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At the Matterhorn, you’ll relish your eighth-story walkup, which comes with a complimentary Himalayan hiking staff. Our towers feature a rustic tea house every five floors so you can contemplate just how far you’ve come.

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Offering brownstone living without the cultural hangover, each vertical block in our towers is populated by innovators like you, who realize that the only way we will reach the sky is to vault our dreams ever higher and disrupt zoning codes in search of a taller tomorrow.

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Finally, a collective of people not ashamed of their own success. At the Privilege Arms, your discretionary spending habits stay between you and the ornamental gold-leaf koi pond with cascading five-story waterfall.

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Touch Brooklyn, and you will feel the rugged spirit of the American individual, which is why our tower is clad with natural Mojave sandstone accents, sourced sustainably from federal parkland that has been returned to its rightful owners in private enterprise.

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At The Wombs on Kent, we celebrate childless living and nourish your soul with Silent Sundays and Mostly Nude Mondays. (Favorable buyouts are available for those who choose to pollute our world with their offspring.)

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The Renegade, situated above the Connecticut Muffin in Fort Greene, is your sleek bunker for rebellion. From stainless steel appliances to built-in standing desks and FiOS access, this unassuming domicile is outfitted to be the headquarters of your next act of civil disobedience.

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We believe in synergy between building materials and those who live inside of them. Achieving peak collaboration between man and brick has been our mission, which is why we are proud to announce The Cave Lofts, exquisite natural abodes located just east of Downtown Brooklyn.

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Embrace mindful living in Kony-squared, the first luxury address to offer a third-world bicycle adoption program for its patrons; each comes with a story about the bike’s personal history and a vibrant framed photo of the bicycle in a rustic setting. Kony subsidizes your conscience with several affordable housing units hidden between floors, accessible via a separate, private lobby with doorman. Okay, he’s a street performer, not a doorman, but he has eyes like a hawk.

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Absolve yourself of the guilt and isolation of wealth: At The Coop, every resident over 15 years of age fulfills weekly, mandatory doorman shifts. The building’s full-time dog walker will happily take Sparky out to explore the leafy neighborhood while you volunteer in our soup kitchen, where small batch bone marrow broth is crafted and distributed in used kombucha bottles, which are emptied and rinsed on-premises.

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Find your heart center in these repurposed floating tenements, located in the East River just a short row from the York Street F. Colonize your anti-vaxxer soul with a return to a simpler time when typhoid was a thing. Who needs love when you can sail toward the New Frontier while relaxing in your hammock, content in the knowledge that without your generous salary package, your ex has been relegated to an Astoria row house.