Valentine’s Day Options for Single People

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If you can’t be with the one you love, Netflix has every episode of Gilmore Girls available on instant streaming.

If you can’t be with the one you love, invest in a good hand moisturizer.

If you can’t be with the one you love, be with the one your mother would love.

If you can’t be with the one you love, be with the one who makes the one you love jealous.

If you can’t be with one the on you love, why label it?

If you can’t be with the one you love, you’ll have more time to spend with the one you work for.

If you can’t be with one the on you love, it’s probably something you did.

If you can’t be with the one you love, Scarlet Johanssen is on the market again.

If you can’t be with the on you love, invite them to a non-date so you can really not be with the one you love.

If you can’t be with the one you love, you might want to lay off the ice cream during the Gilmore Girls marathons.

If you can’t be with the one you love, remember that snitching and good behavior can reduce your sentence.

If you can’t be with one you love, tell your parents. They figured it out like five years ago.

If you can’t be with the one you love, tell your fianc√© you want an open relationship.

If you can’t be with the one you love, vodka.

If you can’t be with the one you love, keep in mind that a PhD in Literature only takes 6 years and will totally be worth it.

If you can’t be with the one you love, you may have material for a hit country song.

If you can’t be with the one you love, Rabbit just came out with a new model.

If you can’t be with the one you love, time is on your side. If you’re a guy.

If you can’t be with the one you love, you’ll finally be able to reach level 70 on World of Warcraft without interruptions.

If you can’t be with the one you love, Harry Potter costumes won’t help.

If you can’t be with the one you love, you’ll save money on Valentine’s Day.