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LETTER TO MY BABYSITTER ABOUT SCORPION PIT
CYNICAL ADULT ACTIVITY SPREADS
MODERN BABYSITTERS CLUB BOOKS
HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANY OF THESE PLACES?
DO YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A SEXY CEMENT BLOCK?
EAT IT AND WEEP
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