An apple a day keeps the doctor at the Genius Bar. A knife placed under the bed during childbirth will ease the pain of labor,
LETTER TO MY BABYSITTER ABOUT SCORPION PIT
CYNICAL ADULT ACTIVITY SPREADS
MODERN BABYSITTERS CLUB BOOKS
HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANY OF THESE PLACES?
DO YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A SEXY CEMENT BLOCK?
EAT IT AND WEEP
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