If you’re reading this, you recently found yourself in possession of a Necronomicon. First of all, congratulations! The tome you hold in your hands contains
LETTER TO MY BABYSITTER ABOUT SCORPION PIT
CYNICAL ADULT ACTIVITY SPREADS
MODERN BABYSITTERS CLUB BOOKS
HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANY OF THESE PLACES?
DO YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A SEXY CEMENT BLOCK?
EAT IT AND WEEP
Masthead and Contributing