Author Archives: Jon Skindzier

BUY ME A SHRINK FIRST

Worst Pickup Lines of 2014 and Ever

How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room? Please go over there and ask her for me. You must be

Worst Pickup Lines of 2014 and Ever

WHEAT OR RYE OR DEATH

Breakfast Is Futile

 

Breakfast Is Futile

DANGER: LIFE IS STILL A SCIENCE MYSTERY

Disclaimers and Fine Print

DANGER: URINAL CAKES ARE NOT THAT KIND OF CAKE Batteries not included, nor advisable, in this Egg McMuffin. Do not take boner pills if you