WHICH SILHOUETTE MAKES YOU FEEL LONELIEST?

The Terrible Stock Graphic Caption Contest

“My bed’s a ghost. Just be cool about it.” “I miss my Magic Eight Ball. The Internet isn’t giving me any good answers about this rash.”

The Terrible Stock Graphic Caption Contest

WHAT IS THE EMOJI FOR FUNERAL BOREDOM?

A Truelogy

Friends and family of the deceased… distinguished members of the staff of Mourning Joe’s House of Burials… persons who stepped in to get out of

ANGRY YOGA BURNS MORE CALORIES

Yoga Meltdown

Hello everyone, and welcome to yoga flow. My name is Prasanna Goldblatt and I will be leading you through your journey today. Let’s begin with

Yoga Meltdown

REAL ESTATE NOT THE BAND

Staging Recommendations for 119 Maple Avenue

Thank you for inviting me into your charming home and for putting your trust in me. I promise to do whatever I can to help

Staging Recommendations for 119 Maple Avenue

WAITING FOR THE ORDER OF PHOENIX

He-Who-Might-Not-Arrive

A country road. A tree. Evening.   Estragon, sitting on a low mound, is trying to take off his boot. He pulls at it with

A MAN GETS ON A BUS AND CRIES 12 TEARS

Seven Brain Teasers

What is the next number in the sequence? 1, 2, 4, 8, __. You are in an anteroom with two doors leading out. Behind one

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO GIVE A TED TALK YOU SAY YES

Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, Delivers a TED Talk

What is wisdom? What is genius? What is creativity? Wouldn’t you all fucking like to know. What the hell are you people doing? I take

Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, Delivers a TED Talk

WHEN CAN I TAKE VACATION THO

To Whom It Probably Doesn’t Concern At All

Dear Ms. Benowitz, I am an experienced writer with a background in digital media, an ardor for online publishing, and a proficiency in using Thesaurus.com.

To Whom It Probably Doesn't Concern At All

OH NOT EVEN A CHUCKLE

At The Novelist Open Mic, Even Writers Can Fail in Public

Until the novelist open mic, feeling bad about your writing in public was a right reserved for standup comics. NO MORE. BackFat Variety is a comedic

WE CANNOT REPLACE WATERLOGGED MONEYMAKER

Before You Shake Your Moneymaker

After removing your new Moneymaker from its carton, carton inserts, and polybags, we suggest that you save all packaging materials in case future shipping of