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Friends and family of the deceased… distinguished members of the staff of Mourning Joe’s House of Burials… persons who stepped in to get out of
ANGRY YOGA BURNS MORE CALORIES
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Hello everyone, and welcome to yoga flow. My name is Prasanna Goldblatt and I will be leading you through your journey today. Let’s begin with
REAL ESTATE NOT THE BAND
Staging Recommendations for 119 Maple Avenue
Thank you for inviting me into your charming home and for putting your trust in me. I promise to do whatever I can to help
WAITING FOR THE ORDER OF PHOENIX
He-Who-Might-Not-Arrive
A country road. A tree. Evening. Estragon, sitting on a low mound, is trying to take off his boot. He pulls at it with
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO GIVE A TED TALK YOU SAY YES
Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, Delivers a TED Talk
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WHEN CAN I TAKE VACATION THO
To Whom It Probably Doesn’t Concern At All
Dear Ms. Benowitz, I am an experienced writer with a background in digital media, an ardor for online publishing, and a proficiency in using Thesaurus.com.
OH NOT EVEN A CHUCKLE
At The Novelist Open Mic, Even Writers Can Fail in Public
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WE CANNOT REPLACE WATERLOGGED MONEYMAKER
Before You Shake Your Moneymaker
After removing your new Moneymaker from its carton, carton inserts, and polybags, we suggest that you save all packaging materials in case future shipping of






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